Infrequently Asked Questions

What's a dactyl? Nobody asked me this, but I think someone should

A dactyl is a metrical foot consisting of one strong and two weak syllables. All my computers names follow this pattern, hence the almost-randomly-chosen canonical name of this server, bolshevik.

How many cucks could a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could chuck ducks? Asked once; by the dissociated press

Three.