Infrequently Asked Questions
What's a dactyl? Nobody asked me this, but I think someone should
A dactyl is a metrical foot consisting of one strong and two weak syllables. All my computers names follow this pattern, hence the almost-randomly-chosen canonical name of this server, bolshevik.
How many cucks could a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could chuck ducks? Asked once; by a wikipedia:dissociated press implementation
Three.